Look Like The Celebrities
Our T shirts aren’t quite ready yet, but you can bet your bottom dollar they’re going to be environmentally friendly and completely rad (worthy of all the A-list fame in Hollywood).
That and they’re going to be available in sizes ranging from toddler on up, so be prepared to make your donation to support this worthwhile cause.
Did I mention when you buy my book, you’ll get the exclusive Members-Only “Help Whales” Organic Cotton T shirt, complements of yours truly. I’ll save you the trouble and just say “you’re welcome” now.
BUY THE BOOK!
Yes, there is actually a book. Well, technically it’s not quite ready for distribution yet, but that’s merely a technicality. It has it’s own ISBN number and everything, so it’s completely legit.
50% of the proceeds from the book will be donated to charity, so get your feet wet and help our marine mammal friends.
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Lindsay Lohan
I bet you can guess what kind of Whale Lindsay is… Then again, she has made it through rehab, so we shouldn’t be so harsh to judge.
Oprah Winfrey
If Oprah approves your book, you can pretty much guarantee it will be a best seller. That’s what I mean by “Exotic Whales”: Endorsement = Success.
